Tuesday Morning Dump

The economy takes it toll on dogsledders; The worst first day on the job ever; Top ten TV pilot episodes; Innovation with bacon; Computer hackers want you to be a pedophile; And I thought the brail at the drive-thru was silly; A moving train isn't one of the first places I would think to have sex in; Wild deer want to be part of the zoo, not a bright idea; Make your V4 sound like a V8, but still run like a V4; I hope his buddies don't see this; to a playground near you; Tommie Harris actually thinks he has brick-hands; Chelsea Star's dad is a coke head; Why am I not surprised; Another child hero.

- Some bad news for Seton Hall: Missouri transfer Keon Lawrence, who was involved in a head-on collision early Monday morning driving the wrong way on the Garden State Parkway, was reportedly drunk, driving with a suspended license, and had two outstanding traffic warrants. Was it too good to be true for Bobby Gonzalez? UPDATE: This morning, Adam Zagoria tweeted that police told him Lawrence was tested at the hospital, and his BAC wasn't above .08.

- Louisville gets left off ESPN's top 65 list, this must be a mistake

- Big East coaches give their praise to Jim Boeheim

- Information is leaked about Gonzaga/Texas scrimmage

- Indiana holds Hall of Fame weekend with an obvious no-show

- Things to be excited for in the '09-'10 season

- Fran Fraschilla gives us his cant-miss matchups

- Mike DeCourcy on the purpose of cupcakes

- Jeff Goodman has 65 things to watch for this upcoming season

- Crazy video of drunk woman falling on the tracks of the subway in Boston.



Girls soccer is getting violent