As we highlighted last week, James "Big Lumber" Eayrs is easily one of our favorite basketball players in the country.
How many 6'7", 300 lb men do you know that can shoot 40% from three?
It seems we now have some insight as to why Eayrs is as big as he is.
You see, Eayrs is currently blogging for the Horizon League Network, and his first post is dedicated to none other than Chipotle burritos.
My burrito begins with a healthy serving of rice. It is the point guard to my burrito, holding everything together. Next, my main ingredient, double chicken. It fills my stomach like a center should fill the lane. Next in line, my salsas. It’s the small forward of my burrito, adding spice…the high-flying entertainment for my taste buds. Next up, the cheese and sour cream. It serves as my power forward, cleaning up the glass like I’ll have to clean these ingredients from my face. Rounding out my starters, at off-guard, the lettuce. Its crunch adds the texture that anchors my backcourt.You can rest assured that we will be following this blog throughout the season.
And you can’t forget guacamole, providing the perfect atmosphere for my fillings to be enjoyed to their full potential. It’s the Panther Pack of my burrito. Lastly, the tortilla. It makes everything to work as one, just like coach Jeter.